Shoot Happens

Thank Goodness They Didn’t Air Dirty Laundry

An angry Italian was arrested for taking pot shots at his neighbour's undies with a rifle. The 69-year-old allegedly let fly with a legally owned hunting rifle after the 56-year-old woman had hung out her washing. A policeman said: "The two neighbours had fallen out some time ago and he said he thought by leaving bullet holes in her underwear he would frighten her enough to stay away from him."

FOOTNOTE: Were they from Target?