Fiddler On The Hoof

Ice Age Mastodon, Going Cheap

Maybe the Governator will buy it. Nancy Fiddler of California has listed on eBay a mastodon skeleton that takes up most of her garage. The minimum bid: $125,000. Her family's relationship with the Ice Age relic has run its course. She said they need the money an online auction could bring, and her son would prefer to build hotrods in the space the creature now occupies.

FOOTNOTE: Jurassic perk.