Cue The Music, Maestro

Who's Making A Song And Dance, Then?

An organic sausage maker in Germany is playing classical music to his bangers to improve the quality. The Tegut nature food company employs a string quartet playing Mozart and Beethoven to the sausages on Sunday mornings. Wolfgang Gutberlet says the soothing music makes the meat taste even better.

FOOTNOTE: Bach ache.

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

According to my pastor
You can earmark Mozart
If it sinks - Disaster

But if it floats - Art