Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

He was thrown out of Vegas and accused of cheating
He stole a convertible but the getaway was fleeting
He had a flat tyre so he rang his twin, Steve
Then he remembered the spare jack up his sleeve

No Bull, Durham

Hit The Rodeo, Jack, And Don’t You Come Back

Somebody hijacked a truckload of rodeo bulls bound for a professional bull riding show, then abandoned them after running out of gas. The truck and its cargo were found with an empty petrol tank, on the outskirts of Nashville, police said. The bulls - about a dozen, valued at $100,000 - were unharmed.

FOOTNOTE: Saddled with it.