Test Of The D’Urbervilles

Hardy Examiners Thwart A Four-Gin Learner

A Romanian woman was disqualified from her driving test after she failed a breath-test - on the written section of her exam. She was found to be double the drink-drive limit after admitting she'd downed "only four gins" to cope with nerves. She has been banned from doing the theory paper until she shows up without a hangover.

FOOTNOTE: Sobering thought.