In The Slow Lane

He's Coming Out Of His Shell Now

A tortoise survived crossing five lanes of London's busy M25 motorway - and has been christened "Freeway". Driver John Formby spotted him and pulled over to rescue him. He said: "I thought it was a bit of debris. I went to swerve it but noticed it was moving - then saw it had a head."

FOOTNOTE: Head start.

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Expect no leeway
On the freeway
It’s every driver for himself
Unless you have a magic elf