Friday, May 30, 2008

Mortarfied

Check Paint Charlie

A Swedish woman with a fetish for inanimate objects has revealed she's been married to the Berlin Wall for 29 years. Eija-Riitta Berliner-Mauer, 54, whose surname means Berlin Wall in German, claimed to have wed the concrete structure in 1979. She said: "The Great Wall of China's attractive, but he's too thick - my husband is sexier."

FOOTNOTE: It’s like talking to a brick wall.

12 comments:

Charles Gramlich said...

And just like most women, she constantly complains that talking to her husband is like talking to a brick wall.

74WIXYgrad said...

Probably gets turned on by playing "Another Brick in the Wall" by Pink Floyd, and "Flowers on the Wall" by the Statler Brothers.

Christina LMT said...

Hmmm. Does she consider herself a widow now, since the wall has long been demolished? Am I cheating with her husband, since I have chunks of the wall in a small box on my night stand? I don't like to think I'd help any husband be unfaithful...

Ornery's Wife said...

She's probably better off than some women...At least her husband doesn't beat her!
TM

Bubba's Sis said...

I wonder if she calls him "Wally"?

SandyCarlson said...

Again, you leave me speechless. All I can say is thanks for sharing these.

CrazyCath said...

No children then? :0/

Jennifer H said...
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Jennifer H said...

This may be your most off the wall news-bit yet.

Preposterous Ponderings said...

Love the photos!

Think I'll get me a hunk of that wall.If "he" ticks me off then all I have to do is put him to some good use... as a door stopper.

Dave Coulter said...

Score one for the strong silent type.

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