Friday, April 11, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Are you obsessed with folate?
Make sure you get your fibre
It ensures you never "go" late
So carry on up the Khyber


quilly said...

If ingesting fiber keeps you healthy
Then why, I'd like to know,
Doesn't it taste better
Then most vegetables I know?

If candy were a fiber,
I'd get my daily share,
In both the bathroom and the candy store,
I'd be quite regular.

Seamus said...

Nothing says "regularity" like the Khyber

Stacey said...

Okay David it's far too late/early for me to be creative...but not too late to know that was dang funny!

Sharon said...


Maggie May said...

This is all so funny....... just got out of bed....
You don't need all this folate stuff......
If you just keep yourself.....
Well fed!

CrazyCath said...

And if you should get bunged up,
Try some bran, wheat and a senna,
As long as you can move it
You will avoid the enema!

Momma said...

I have my bowl of fiber daily;
it satisfies my hunger.
Good for my health and what's more,
I'll never need the plunger.


Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

Ouch. That hurts.

Nessa said...

My mother would love your rhyme
She discusses going all the time
She says it shouldn't be too thick
So you stay healthy and not sick.

~Fathairybastard~ said...

There once was a guy from Nantucket...

Naaa, I won't go there. I got a million of 'em though.

Colleen said...

Eheh heh heh heh heh!