Saturday, July 04, 2009

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

He was thrown out of Vegas and accused of cheating
He stole a convertible but the getaway was fleeting
He had a flat tyre so he rang his twin, Steve
Then he remembered the spare jack up his sleeve

11 comments:

Brian Miller said...

too bad that jack won't get him far with the car, unless he swindles the mechanic over a game...

Sandi McBride said...

Spare jack? Really? He should have had an ace up his sleeve, maybe then the getaway would have been worth while!
Lmao...good one, David!
Sandi

Jeff B said...

Steve, already coming to save the day

Arrived only to see his brother drive away

A pair of aces did his twin leave

Giving Steve proof that his brother had something better than a single Jack up his sleeve

Louise said...

I like this one!

sassyglassdesigns said...

Very clever.

Artist Unplugged said...

Well, I agree, too bad he didn't have a pair of aces up his sleeve....could have bought a new car!

Maddy said...

Ah! So nice to be back. Great to get away, even better to come home.Cheers

Maggie May said...

That was clever as well as funny!

Shadow said...

up his sleeve???? wow

Diane said...

Fun! What was Jack's last name? I could use a good mechanic...

Kay said...

haha...very cunning