Friday, July 11, 2008

Shoot Happens

Thank Goodness They Didn’t Air Dirty Laundry

An angry Italian was arrested for taking pot shots at his neighbour's undies with a rifle. The 69-year-old allegedly let fly with a legally owned hunting rifle after the 56-year-old woman had hung out her washing. A policeman said: "The two neighbours had fallen out some time ago and he said he thought by leaving bullet holes in her underwear he would frighten her enough to stay away from him."

FOOTNOTE: Were they from Target?

9 comments:

Sandy Kessler said...

novel idea ha ha

willow said...

Uh-oh...he got a hole in one.

Charles Gramlich said...

Talk about Hot pants.

katherine. said...

was he going commando?

(this one is way too funny AND the comments)

Maggie May said...

Just as well she wasn't wearing them at the time!

Pat - An Arkansas Stamper said...

Re: Footnote - GROAN!

Craver Vii said...

Well that's crazy. Everybody knows you don't use a rifle on delicates... Bird shot. Yup, a shotgun with bird shot is what I woulda used.

Shrinky said...

That's below the belt..

CrazyCath said...

I was gonna say "below the belt" but Shrinky beat me to it...

Great minds and all that (or fools... No. Great minds. This is me and Shrinks. Definitely great minds.)