Monday, December 15, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Back in the heyday of Mesopotamia
There’s no way ever your elders could blame yer
If you happened to spit-roast a fox or a vixen
While your shiniest knife or your spear needed fixin’


Craig Glenn said...

LOL, come to think of it, my knife could use a good sharpin'


Fireblossom said...

In ancient Brisbane and Sydney

They dined on mastodon kidney

While in Bombay and even New Delhi

They much preferred muffins with jelly

Anonymous said...

My tits have been itchin for days,
I think it's some sort of malaise,
I tried rubbing vicks,
a god awful mix,
but ended up seriously dazed!