Wednesday, June 04, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Even a grumpy baby alligator
Gets its lethal fangs much later
Especially if its savage pater
Was a discombobulator

9 comments:

Sandi McBride said...

Oh David, I didn't know you were a Southern Boy...discombobulated being a very Southern Term lol...
Sandi
ps love the poem

Lavinia Ladyslipper said...

But after a while,
A crocodile
Seems more my style
By a country mile

Don Mills Diva said...

I love this one - thanks for the chuckle!

Expatmum said...

And the million dollar question - just how does a daddy alligator discombobulate? Or is that a very rude question?

Lee said...

LOL Love the consistency of your rhymes, David. I'm wondering if that baby alligator was growing up in the swamps or the sewer. :)

Cheers!

Seamus said...

... or as daughter #2 used to announce so proudly at the zoo to all who were within earshot "...lookit! Addimagattors!"

Colleen said...

Awesome.

Maggie May said...

Discombobulator...... not a word
That I have ever really heard!
I checked on Google I they tell
That I could download one very well.
I will not be doing so in case
It's something nasty from Home Base.
I'll stick to alligator's, small & whoppers
Though l would always avoid their choppers!

Sandy Kessler said...

discombobulate a favorite word of mine he hee