Saturday, September 05, 2009

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Can you fit an alligator
In a dusty lunar crater?
And can you move a crocodile
Inch by inch, across the Nile?

9 comments:

simon said...

This post has some bite to it mate!

Sylvia K said...

Oh, I hope so!

Eddie Bluelights said...

The answer to these mysteries
Is completely plain to see
It depends upon how brave you are
And if the beasts have had their tea.

For if the're feeling hungry
And you try to make them move
They will not be too fiendly
And get in agressive 'groove'

For they will not just argue
When you you tell them, "Come with me"
They'll bite your arms and legs off
And eat them for their tea!

Maggie May said...

Your rhyme about the alligator & the crocodile
Really brought a chuckle & also made me smile!
Then reading Eddie's poem made me want to hoot
So anything that I write will be trampled on a boot!

(These are time wasters, David!)

Maggie May said...

Your rhyme about the alligator & the crocodile
Really brought a chuckle & also made me smile!
Then reading Eddie's poem made me want to hoot
So anything that I write will be trampled on a boot!

(These are time wasters, David!)

Eddie Bluelights said...

It lookes as though your rhyme and my poem made Maggie May see double LOL

SandyCarlson said...

And if you did
Would you--or they--smile?

Johnnny said...

Your Nile Croc can stand the heat
Slowly moving feet by feet
Moon Gator might be a tight fit
To transmit along with a travel kit

{GatorCroc}

Brian Miller said...

this made me think of "Oh the places you will go..." by Seuss.