Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Expect no leeway
On the freeway
It’s every driver for himself
Unless you have a magic elf


Lavinia Ladyslipper said...

And with the price of gas these days,
You need a goose which golden eggs it lays!

willow said...

Don't you have a magic elf? I keep mine in the glove box.

Louise said...

Oh how true. So true where I live. I would love to see a picture to go along with this!

Lee said...

Playing off the leeway freeway.

Just what I wanted
A way of my own
One that will surely
Get me back home.


quilly said...

I suppose I should apologize up front and urge sensitive and/or sensible people NOT to read this.

Well officer, it's like this,
I was driving along minding my ps & qs,
And the other guy's too,
When out of nowhere this four inch elf,
Says his name is Delph,
Pops up on my dashboard right in front of me,
So I can't see.
I asked him to move, polite as can be.
He shook his head at me.
He said, "Don't worry none, Hon. You don't have to see.
You're safe with me."
I grabbed him with my right hand and tossed his across the car,
But he didn't go that far.
He held on tight,
With all his might.
I pounded my fist on the steering wheel,
He said, "How good you make me feel!"
I called him a creep, a pervert and worse,
And that's when we hit your grandma's hearse.

Maggie May said...

There's a shortage of magic elves
And we are left to cope all by ourselves
On the roads and motor ways........
The driving is always the same, these days!

Gosh Quilly, that was a large poem for a 4 inch elf!
I will give you a wide berth on the motorway!

Skeeter said...

Hi David,

My favorite is an old BurmaShave one.

Big mistake
many make
Rely on horn
instead of brake!

74WIXYgrad said...

In the states we drive on the right

At times the driving gets very tight

Ignorance of the gas and brake

Might make you late or make you ache

Nessa said...

Driving on the dangerous road
Gesturing hands meant to goad
Curses from my mouth explode
A chauffeur would be a better mode.

Sandi McBride said...

Oh darn it Lavinia has beaten me to it!

travelling, but not in love said...

I asked for a magic elf.

I got me an evil twin instead.

it's turning out to be lots of fun.

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