Thursday, December 02, 2010

Verse and worse

A would-be accountant named Jonathan Ryan
Failed every exam (but he had fun tryin’)
He told us all he was useless at addition
But next thing we knew, he’d been charged with sedition


Johnnny said...

Mr. Ryan couldn't help but start cryin
When his doc said no more deep fryin
JR's cholesterol numbers were multiplyin
A problem that doesn't improve by denyin.

CiCi said...

Glad Jonathan isn't my accountant. Yikes.

Maggie May said...

That would be accountant Jonathan Ryan,
Loved to cook and was getting a pie in....
The oven at home, when it suddenly exploded
And sunk in his face that was seriously imploded!
Maggie X

Nuts in May