Wednesday, April 08, 2009

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

How are you this morning, O grumpy Lord Cardigan?
The chef’s fried your bacon in day-old lard again
Your Gucci eyeshade makes you look just like Zorro
If you don’t watch your health, you won’t be here tomorrow


Artist Unplugged said...

That is funny on every line. Good little ditty!

Barbaloot said...

So-I have a few questions for you about travel in Australia. I'm looking at going to Sydney and Aukland end of July/beginning of August. I know that it's winter down there then---but what temperature are we talking? Is it still a good time for tourism?

If you want to just email me at bdayton07 at yahoo dot com I would love to hear anything you have to say.

Stesha said...

That was so funny David:)

Hugs and Mocha,

Shadow said...

eeeeer, not a pretty picture this early in the morning....

74WIXYgrad said...

"What you mean?" asked this bloke
Taking a match to light his smoke
Arteries hard, lungs are black
Begging for a heart attack

Rinkly Rimes said...

Well, well, well he's bating Lord Cardigan!
It's that silly old 'authorblog' being a bard again!

Nessa said...

Even poetry is on a health food kick.

Pat - Arkansas said...

"day-old lard again"

Love it!!

Sniffles and Smiles said...

Another witty verse! The muse is unrelenting! Thanks for a big smile!