Wednesday, April 08, 2009

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

How are you this morning, O grumpy Lord Cardigan?
The chef’s fried your bacon in day-old lard again
Your Gucci eyeshade makes you look just like Zorro
If you don’t watch your health, you won’t be here tomorrow

9 comments:

Artist Unplugged said...

That is funny on every line. Good little ditty!

Barbaloot said...

So-I have a few questions for you about travel in Australia. I'm looking at going to Sydney and Aukland end of July/beginning of August. I know that it's winter down there then---but what temperature are we talking? Is it still a good time for tourism?

If you want to just email me at bdayton07 at yahoo dot com I would love to hear anything you have to say.

Stesha said...

That was so funny David:)

Hugs and Mocha,
Stesha

Shadow said...

eeeeer, not a pretty picture this early in the morning....

74WIXYgrad said...

"What you mean?" asked this bloke
Taking a match to light his smoke
Arteries hard, lungs are black
Begging for a heart attack

Rinkly Rimes said...

Well, well, well he's bating Lord Cardigan!
It's that silly old 'authorblog' being a bard again!

Nessa said...

Even poetry is on a health food kick.

Pat - Arkansas said...

"day-old lard again"

Love it!!

Sniffles and Smiles said...

Another witty verse! The muse is unrelenting! Thanks for a big smile!