Monday, December 08, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Frosty the Snowman caught a mighty chill
The doctor declared "There's no suitable pill".
He sniffled, he sneezed, he coughed and he wheezed
But when we turned up the heating it eased


Queen-Size funny bone said...

Yes, it's called deceased.

Fireblossom said...

LOL @ Queen-sized funny bone.

There once was a monitor lizard

Who got caught in a terrible blizzard

He couldn't ski

And fell into the sea

Now he lives in a penguin's gizzard

fishing guy said...

But Frosty didn't make out so well
when he went into the hot ash
for when he tripped and fell
it ended with a great big splash.

DJ Kirkby said...

Hah, cute, I liked this.

The Muse said...

Yes it eased alright, eased the money straight from our wallets to pay the heat bill...!!

I liked this !

74WIXYgrad said...

When Frosty went to the doctor
His nose was sore from blowing
He wouldn't need to make this trip
If he'd wear his hat when it's snowing

i beati said...


® ♫ The Brit ♪ ® said...

Hahahaha great one David!

Poor Frosty's now defrosting,
Oh what are we to do?
Quick open up the freezer,
And let's hope that he'll re-new!

Leslie: said...

I like this one! :D

Fireblossom said...

Eep @ The Brit. A re-animated Frosty, that's scary! I feel a poem coming on....LOL