Saturday, December 13, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

We're on the Queen Mary at the captain's table
The skipper of the vessel looks just like Clark Gable
There's a cad wearing denim with a must-be-seen label
While the women are all wearing ermine and sable


Fireblossom said...

On a ship made of moonlight, we stood at the mast,

And what we looked forward to most was the past

So the rowers rowed backwards and the stern split the sea

I ordered it done to bring you back to me.

Queen-Size funny bone said...

Frankly my dear I don't give a dam!

Sandi McBride said... you and Fireblossom...giddiness and romance...what a combination...

Debbie in CA : ) said...

: D Oh, so clever. Ah, such wit.

Maggie May said...

The crew were so happy
The passengers blessed
But whatever happened
To the Mary Celeste?

Ces said...

Oh I like this. I always liked rhyming.

Daisy said...

The stars were ablaze
The guests lit up too
What heavenly days
If only we knew

ArtSparker said...

Hello - I linked to this post in my post today. Hope that is okay, let me know if not and I will edit.

fishing guy said...

So the Cad said he wouldn't be able
to get anything on the TV cable.
Then I thought I would like to have Mable,
sitting with me at the Captain's table.