Wednesday, December 10, 2008

U Is For Unusual

With Fronds Like This, Who Needs Enemies?

Photograph copyright: DAVID McMAHON


I’d never seen a palm tree with fronds of any colour except dark green - until I suddenly spotted this tree in Langkawi, Malaysia. We were exploring the town when I saw this unusual sight across the road.

At first I thought it might have been a single albino tree, but then I realised it was ringed by three or four others. They were not fully mature trees, for unlike the towering palms that I’m accustomed to seeing, these would not have been more than five or six metres tall.

I figured I needed a dark colour in the frame, to contrast the ghostly colour of the fronds. I was lucky. On the other side of the trees was a construction area. I scouted around from a safe distance and noticed this blue corrugated metal barricade, which was perfect for what I wanted.

But if there’s an arborist out there who can tell us something about these ghost palms, I’d be delighted to hear from you.

Or maybe the rare sight could be explained by a palm reader.

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Is That A Tam O' Shanter?

No, It's A Ham O' Santa


Bower Road, Semaphore Park, Adelaide (South Australia)

Photograph copyright: DAVID McMAHON

It Figures

O Little Crown Of Bethlehem

A school handyman has carved a complete nativity scene from old classroom desks. Chris Reeves used a pile of 1960s science desks destined for the tip to create amazing wooden figurines of Mary, Joseph, and Angel Gabriel. The crib took two months to complete and will now be blessed by a priest. To see the photograph, go to Ananova.

FOOTNOTE: Sheer class.

Tuesday, December 09, 2008

Post Of The Day

Today's winner is Epijunky with Life And Everything After – Part V. The other top contenders were Rhymes With Plague, with English How She Is Spoke; Sandy Carlson with St Anne’s Under Light Snow; Travis with Light; Louise with The Climbing Tree; Pat, An Arkansas Stamper with 8 December 1941; Old Man Lincoln with Hawks; Mental P Mama with Anticipation; Merisi with Christmas Market At Karlsplatz; Mushy with Mushy And Fat Take On Music City; Leslie with There’s Nothing Sexier Than A Man In The Kitchen and Lee with 7 Unusual Things About Me.

And please visit Cowgirl, the young New Zealand blogger who just lost her husband. I'm sure she could do with all the moral support we can give her. A death in a blogger's family is a time for all bloggers to rally around.

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

There was Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen
Santa’s speedometer just needed some fixin’
He spruced up their antlers and he polished their paws
Despite grammar’s laws, he’s no subordinate Claus

Star Gazing

No Astronomer Saw A Heavenly Sight Like This

Photographs copyright: DAVID McMAHON


It's a gathering of celestial bodies like nothing you've seen before. Even Hollywood doesn't boast as many stars as this object. Can you guess what it is?

As Melbourne starts to wind down for Christmas, the schools are into their last few curriculum days of the year. Offices are starting to look a bit empty as people start their break. Public transport isn't as crowded. It's summer and the days are long and lesiurely and the best news is that the recent rain we've had actually (finally) made a contribution to our water catchment areas.

Mind you, there's no water involved in the creation of this mystery object. Here's another view of it, with a slightly different focal length ...


And finally, you get the full view. This is the giant Christmas tree in the city square. For the last shot (below) I stepped right back to frame the artificial tree with the leaves and branches of the real plane trees on the sidewalk.


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Santa Pause

Rudolph The Red-Faced Safety Inspector

Santas in Britain are going on health and safety courses, organised by Chartered Institute of Environmental Health, so they don't hurt themselves balancing children on their knees. Lessons include the correct posture to adopt in their chairs. They are also being taught how to lift heavy presents without doing themselves an injury.

FOOTNOTE: Facing the sack.

Monday, December 08, 2008

Post Of The Day

Today's winner (I'm sure many of us can identify with his honesty and his predicament) is The Texican with Christmas Lights. The other top contenders were The Lehners In France with The Last Supper; Deborah Gamble with She Takes The Cake; An Arkie's Musings with Any Road; Moannie with Run Rabbit Run; Sandi McBride with Gonna Rope A Deer; Daryl with And Then; French Fancy with What A Carry-On; The Brit with Another Life; Jules with Into The Night; Hilary with Please Don't Feed The Ducks; Queen-Size Funny Bone with A Female's Work Is Never Done; Rose Creek Cottage with Fingerprints Friday; New England Living with Stephen Colbert And Necks; Kat with Meet Your New Mom and Small City Scenes with Crazy.

Finally, as a very special tribute to Michele (Rocky Mountain Girl) do leave a comment of support at this post by her husband Marcell - A Husband's Perspective.

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Frosty the Snowman caught a mighty chill
The doctor declared "There's no suitable pill".
He sniffled, he sneezed, he coughed and he wheezed
But when we turned up the heating it eased


Nice Blooms, Orlando

But Does Anyone Know What They’re Called?

Photograph copyright: DAVID McMAHON


Yes, I’m an avid gardener. And yes, I take note of what grows where. And yes, I’m always curious when I see a plant that I have never seen before. And yes, I’m intrigued if I see something that I cannot identify.

Maybe my penchant for identifying plants began when I was a child, growing up in a huge house in India. We had this massive garden, big enough for a cricket area, a badminton court, a huge enclosed quadrangle that was a plant haven about nine hundred square feet - and we still had room for wide garden beds, the longest of which would have been about forty feet long. And in one corner, near the boundary wall, we had a couple of leaf pits that you could get lost in.

So when we played cricket or soccer or hockey, we knew we’d be in strife if the ball was struck anywhere near Dad’s prized flowers. When you’re a young fella, you learn pretty quickly whether you’ve just decapitated a dahlia, a sweet pea, a bougainvillea, a canna or any of the many flowering varieties that graced our magical garden.

So when I saw these flowers in a tiny patch of soil outside a store in Blackburn, here in Melbourne’s east, I was baffled. I’d never seen these before. And no, I certainly didn’t know what they were called.


As you can see, they were covered in profuse flowers that faced every point of the compass. The blooms were a bit like giant, two-tone snapdragons, but the stalks were huge and imposing. I reckon they would have been just short of my height - and I’m no midget.

Atop each plant was a long, graceful arc (see below) covered in interesting shades and tones. It doesn’t look like a native Australian plant and since Blackburn and the surrounding areas have some classic English country cottage gardens, I wonder if it’s some old favourite that has faded away from our nurseries.


Visit Luiz Santilli Jr for the home of Today's Flowers.

As The Cog Crows

What Do You See In This Shot?

Photograph copyright: DAVID McMAHON


I'm curious, so I'd like to know what you first "saw" here. Did you see the circular, cog-like teeth in the foreground? Or was your eye drawn immediately to the centre of the frame, to the chrome pattern?

Or perhaps you initially noticed the two sets of strings, slightly left of centre and in the extreme right-hand segment of the shot?

Photography - like life - is all about perspective. This second shot, taken with a different focal length and providing a wider view of the subject, shows clearly that it is simply a set of three banjos.

Did you pick the subject immediately? Do let me know .....


(The Odd Shots concept came from
Katney. Say "G'day" to her.)

Gaining Currency

No Clues, But Many Shreds Of Evidence

A garbage man in Britain who found shredded £10 and £20 notes has been told he can exchange them for new ones if he can piece the bits together – but the biggest pieces are no more than an inch square. Police held the money for six months but have returned it to the man as there was no evidence of criminal activity.

FOOTNOTE: Bin there, done that.

Sunday, December 07, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

You’d expect a bloke called John Thelonius
To be quite frugal or parsimonious
He doesn’t belong to a political party
But he throws great gigs for the glitterati

Eider Town

Lucky It Wasn't My Swan Song



This was just one of those shots where I had my camera in my hand and I was on a mission to take a very specific shot elsewhere. Then, as I walked past, I looked at this little figure of a swan in a display cabinet and a tiny light went on in my brain. This shot simply had to be taken first, before anything else.

The light was soft and muted. The quality of the reflection was good but not overpowering. The delicate, graceful arch of the swan's neck caught my attention. So I concentrated on that facet of the "creature" and decided to completely ignore the beautiful wings on the ornament itself.

But this was the interesting part of my task. By concentrating on the neck and choosing my angle with care, I was still able to depict the wings in the reflection.

I kept the frame really tight, to emphasise the curve of the long neck. And if you look really carefully, you'll see not one but three reflections - the obvious one behind the swan and then the two others beneath.

Here's an interesting afterthought - the muted light makes the swan look as if it has been fashioned from mercury. Do you agree?

Check out the rules at
Camera Critters or go to Misty Dawn.


The Sunday Roast

Embracing The Journey Of Life And Discovery


This week's interview is with Sandy Kessler,
who writes the blog Spiriti Felici.



The first of the standard questions. Why do you blog?

I blog because a few years back, I was stricken with cancer. Some days the pain is insurmountable. Illness forced me to leave my high school English teaching job so I had to switch my focus.

I blog because it affords me a discipline especially on poor days and I learn so much from all the other bloggers=Diversion. I have always been interested in others and fascinated by photography, nature, travel - Blogworld is my paradise !!!

What is the story behind your blog name?

Ibeati the blessed is truly how I feel - blessed and embracing all of life's journey every day . Spiritifelici - the happy spirit that's me ... I have had a variety of blog names over the two-plus years ... Sandy Shares, So Many Blessings in the same vein.

What is the best thing about being a blogger?

The best thing about being a blogger is the kindred spirits you meet. You just know that if you met them on the street or went to local gathering with them, you would be fast friends ... but here they are at your cyber fingertips in Norway, Australia, France, England, etc. I am truly grateful for this amazing progress in our world and am always urging others to blog !!!

What key advice would you give to a newbie blogger?

My advice to a newbie blogger would be to explore lots of blogs and links on people's blogs that you like. Build a fun community.

What is the most significant blog post you've ever read?

I have no particular significiant post as I honestly enjoy each day. I write about what I'm grateful for and things that make me laugh like my little dog who rides the big dog around the house, my flowers, my former students, my passions and windows on the world, mixed with a healthy dose of humor each day. Several days a week I like to send out hypothetical daily scenarios about what to do in certain situations- e. g. How to make time in a whirlwind schedule? Or when to meditate during the day or, or? I also offer contests fairly often.


What is the most significant blog post you've ever written?

I simply cannot name the most significant blog post I've ever read. They are usually tributes, heartfelt, coming from a place probably revealed only on paper - a loss of a parent, child, animal, tribute to a veteran. I am always amazed at how therapeutic and deeply moving blogging can be. Thank you for caring and sharing with me ...


Today's Sunday Roast with Sandy Kessler is the 46th in a weekly series of interviews with bloggers from around the world.

Head Start

We’ve Got A Bone To Pick With You

The Royal Shakespeare Company is to stop using a real skull in Hamlet as it is "too distracting for the audience". The use of Polish pianist Andre Tchaikovsky's skull had been kept a carefully guarded secret but leading man David Tennant disclosed that the skull was real and had belonged to a Shakespeare fan, who left his skull to the RSC in 1982.

FOOTNOTE: Dying shame.

Saturday, December 06, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Oh dear, Ileana, you’ve hung up on Obama
You might have been calmer if it was Brian de Palma
But then when you hung up the phone on Rahm
You might have done your career some harm


Snap, Crackle and Pop

Breakfast In The Embrace Of Snowy Mountains


Photographs copyright: DAVID McMAHON


When you're in a place as beautiful as the Yukon, all that matters is the scenery, the landscapes, the wilderness and the mountains. You're in rugged territory. The last thing on your mind is fine dining. In a place as awe-inspiring as this, it really does not matter what you eat. Appetite and how you sustain it are purely incidental.

But there is one place where you can certainly find gourmet dining. I first stayed at The Raven in 1999, when I was in the town of Haines Junction. I spent a fair bit of time chatting to the German couple who not only owned it, but had actually created it.

Hans and Christine Nelles put a certain unbridled passion into The Raven. Hans told me about how he was one of the people who actually built this dream project from the ground up, with a propane heater to shield him from the mind-numbing cold of his surroundings.


When I was invited back there a few weeks ago by Yukon Tourism, I was delighted to find Haines Junction on my itinerary and yes, I even got my old room, with its view of the mountains.

And let me assure you that the kitchen still turns out dishes that would do a major hotel chain proud. There are still crisp white linen tablecloths. The cutlery looks as if it has just been polished. The crockery is fine china. And the glasses are so well presented that you can photograph a landscape in the reflection on their pristine surface.

I took these shots at breakfast, when I spent time talking to the chef, Victor Bongo. His passion for his craft is deep-rooted and he told me of his dream to write a recipe book. It's not just an armchair project, either. He has already started photographing the dishes in order to present the whole concept to a publisher.

If a chef has such an appetite for his work, it figures that everyone who comes through the door of his restaurant is going to enjoy what is served. I hope Victor's book is coming along well and that he never says he has too much on his plate!


PS: If you're wondering why I took this last shot, which seems to be in very soft focus, look closely at the surface of the knife. You'll see that the reflection of the glass on the surface of the knife blade is what I've concentrated on.

Visit TNChick, creator of Photo Hunt. Today's theme: "Breakfast".


Shouting Himself Hoarse

Putting The Cart Before The Smuggler

A would-be smuggler was arrested after trying to outrun border police with £300,000 of cigarettes in a horse and cart. He was crossing Romania's northern border with the Ukraine, carrying nearly 100,000 packets of cigarettes and tobacco. A policeman said, "Outrunning our officers was never a possibility - even if he had a thoroughbred racehorse strapped to his cart."

FOOTNOTE: Fag end.

Friday, December 05, 2008

Earn Your Stripes

This Place Will Have You Tied Up In Knots

Photograph copyright: DAVID McMAHON


It was a warm, humid evening in the famous Chinatown area of Kuala Lumpur, officially known as Petaling Street. But a bloke simply has to carry a camera all the time, right? You just never know what you'll see next. We were told by our concierge that the best time to visit Chinatown is in the evening - and it was great advice.

The place has a flavour that is impossible to capture in a single frame. There is a constant bustle, there are stalls everywhere. There are street vendors, there are stalls that stretch as far as the eye can see. There are bargains to be had in any line of purchase - and should you feel the need, there are plenty of places to stop and sample the local cuisine.

I must have been concentrating really hard on my photography, because I completely missed the opportunity to buy or tie or three. Next time, I'll race you there. As contests go, it could be neck and neck - but it could even end in a tie!

Visit MamaGeek and Cecily, creators of Photo Story Friday.

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

My next-door neighbour Darcy Phileas
Is never haughty or supercilious
He always quotes Plato but is quite down to earth
And his advancing age is matched to his girth

Sunset And Moonrise

A Double Blessing On The First Day Of Summer

Photographs copyright: DAVID McMAHON


I just happened to look towards the western horizon at precisely the right time on Monday. Luckily, I always have my camera close at hand, so I was able to get these quick shots of the clearly-defined rays of the setting sun.

Monday was an interesting day for a Sky Watch participant, especially one who lives in Australia. You see, December 1 is the official start of our summer, so spring is behind us and the weather is getting hotter as the days get longer.


These two shots of the sunset were taken through a window, because I needed the elevation in order to get the best effect of the rays - and I had to act extremely swiftly because I knew the span of the rays would only last a couple of minutes.

The clouds had me worried, though. We were looking forward to nightfall because I knew that a clear sky would enable us to see the extremely rare right of the moon, Venus and Jupiter aligned to look like a smiling face. For most of you, the sight would have been the other way around, but we're the Land Down Under, where everything is topsy-turvy, including the seasons and the orientation of the sky!

But as I told the Authorbloglets, the clouds were building up quickly and we probably wouldn't even get a glimpse of the "face in the sky".

Then, about an hour later, the clouds went scudding through fairly rapidly because of the strong breeze and we were able to feast our eyes on this sight. We were in a hurry as we were going out - so I took this shot without a tripod. There is actually a slight shimmer on the image of the stars, but it's not a bad result for a shot taken with the camera held freehand.

I guess it was a real blessing, by Jupiter.


For other participants in Dot’s concept, go to Sky Watch HQ.

The Final Blow

Are You Burping Bubbles, Sir?

Drinkers coming out of a town's pubs and clubs are to be asked to blow bubbles to try and reduce violence. Revellers in Bolton will be handed children's bubble-blowers to channel boisterous behaviour into harmless fun. The blue and orange toys, which double as pens, will be handed out on Saturday nights throughout December.

FOOTNOTE: The Bolton Tea Party.

Thursday, December 04, 2008

Post Of The Day

Today's joint winners are Rachelle with Farewell, My Friend and Strumming My Thoughts with It Was A Long And Excruciating Wait. The other top contenders were Suldog with Pointy The Poinsettia; Rune with When Your Backside Needs A Rest; Holly with The Smell Of People Working; Fat, Frumpy And Fifty with I’m All Done - Almost; Leslie with What A Wonderful World; Another Day In Paradise with New Job – Hair Guru; Your EG Tour Guide with Cattle On The Hill; Country Captures with Memorable SNP Moment; Jo Beaufoix with Animal Lovers? and Kim with An Addiction. Do pay them a visit and leave a comment if you have time.

You can nominate a post too. Just leave a comment here with the URL or link - and tell us the name of the blogger you are nominating. Righty-o, then, it's over to you ....

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Thanks for the offer of extreme unction
But I'm only going to Clapham Junction
With Christmas shoppers on their skates
My GPS ain't primed for the Pearly Gates


Wavy Crockett

Who’s Been Surfing The Net (Or Netting The Surf)?

Photograph copyright: DAVID McMAHON


This eye-catching motif is a recurring theme on the sides of mini-van taxis around Langkawi, Malaysia. I first noticed it as we pushed our baggage trolleys out of the airport terminal when we flew in from Kuala Lumpur in July. Even though I had my camera within reach, I had to resist the urge to take the shot.

Sometimes a bloke just has to know his priorities, right? You’ve got the family around you and they’re relying on you to take you in the right direction and this is just not the right time to grab the camera. Me, I’m just trying to follow the person from the travel company who has met us at the airport and is taking us to our hotel.

But I need not have fretted. There were many more opportunities in the week we spent there. I didn’t have to wave goodbye to the shot.

Drained Of Emotion

That's Not A Real Toilet, Sir

A desperate shopper got himself banned from a bathroom shop in Germany when he used a display toilet. The man dashed into the store in Bochum and relieved himself before realising the lavatory wasn't connected to the drains. Furious staff gave him a cleaning bill and a lifetime ban from the shop.

FOOTNOTE: Ban on the run.

Wednesday, December 03, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Dear goosey, goosey, gander
We applaud you with candour
We’ll never court corporate guilt
Nor turn you into a designer quilt

T Is For The Tricolour

In Memory Of Mumbai, A City Of Indomitable Spirit

The Indian tricolour. Photograph copyright: DAVID McMAHON


This is supposed to be the wedding season in Mumbai. Instead, there are funerals. Far too many funerals.

For generations, the sea brought trade and wealth to an ancient land of many cultures. Last week, the sea that kisses the shores of the city instead brought a team of gunmen.

Many stories stand out from the three days of terror. Far, far too many to mention. But I'd be remiss if I didn't highlight the case of the two young Australian tourists at Cafe Leopold. When the shooting began, they rushed to an exit when the young man suddenly realised his girlfriend wasn't with him.

He went back to find her crawling towards the door. She had been shot through the femur. He carried her through the doorway where he saw another gunman. The young couple survived. They had, in the words of the girl's mother, only been in Mumbai for three hours.

Another person at Cafe Leopold was an Indian man who escaped the bullets but left his cell phone behind on his table. His wife, who wasn't with him, heard about the killlings and immediately rang the cell phone.

The call was answered by a policeman who told the woman the phone had been left on a table and that he could not tell her if her husband was alive or was among the bodies in the cafe. Eventually, the man was able to ring home on a landline and assure his wife that he was safe.

On that terrible day last week, a friend told me of a group of seven people were at the Oberoi hotel. Three couples and woman, like so many others in the city that never sleeps, enjoying each other's company in one of the towering edifices symbolic of the city's prosperity.

It was just a normal day, like any other in Mumbai, the city that never sleeps.

When the shooting began, the woman was saved by hotel staff. Her six companions died. From what had been a convivial gathering of friends, little remained except the freeze-frame moments of carnage.

It was - suddenly - no longer a normal day in Mumbai.

India is the country where I was born and where I was educated. Far too many of my close friends in the city, the financial capital of India, had poignant tales to tell last week. Their home turf is now the subject of an investigation that will include not just the best-known forensic experts in the country, but British investigators and teams from the FBI and Interpol as well.

Mumbai (formerly Bombay) was part of the dowry that Catherine of Braganza brought to her marriage to the English monarch Charles II of England in the seventeenth century. Marine Drive, with its distinctive arc bisecting the Arabian Sea and some of the world's most sought-after real estate, is still referred to as "the Queen's necklace".

Too often, the city has been synonymous with terror attacks. In 1993, in the co-ordinated series of atrocities known as the Stock Exchange bombings, at least 200 people died and 800 were injured as more than a dozen bombs exploded across prime locations. Then came the train bombings in 2006 that killed almost 200 people.

Last week, a woman who grew up in Mumbai and now lives in the Far East told me she could not bring herself to watch the coverage of the terror attacks and live footage of gun battles at the Taj. She and her husband and their toddler had been in Mumbai and had opted to stay at the Taj. Their room was under the historic dome that was ringed by fire and viewed on TV screens around the world.

They had checked out of the hotel just four days before the terrorists struck.

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Don't Fence Me In

Some Things Are Paling Into Insignificance



Photograph copyright: DAVID McMAHON

Prank And File

That's Not A Chimney, Santa

Three fire engines were called out to Cambridge University after a Santa hat was put on top of a spire as a student prank. Students fastened the red hat to the spire of the famous Gate of Humility at Gonville and Caius College as an end of term joke. A team of more than 10 firemen and three fire engines spent more than an hour using a hydraulic platform to get the hat down.

FOOTNOTE: Aspire to a spire.

Tuesday, December 02, 2008

Post Of The Day

Today's winner is Sabonai with Are You Feeling Too Happy?. The other top contenders were Mama Queen with Do You Believe In Santa Claus?; Shrinky with My Poacher's Jacket; Chocolate On My Cranium with 911, There’s No Emergency; Pappy's Balderdash with Sunday Search; Mojo with Signs, Signs, Everywhere Signs; Incurable Insomniac with Why I Love Ventura II; Bruno with Just Followin' Orders and Muse with The 12 Days Of Christmas - Day 1. Do pay them a visit and leave a comment if you have time.

You can nominate a post too. Just leave a comment here with the URL or link - and tell us the name of the blogger you are nominating. Righty-o, then, it's over to you ....

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

So when Pumpkin and Pecan received the Presidential pardon
They were pampered in first class, to Disneyland’s best garden
Send 'em to a sanctuary, wrote animal rights group PETA
While the Fed computed the cost, using tan, cosec and theta

Steinbeck’s Drapes Of Wrath?

No, It’s Just The Fabric Of Society

Photograph copyright: DAVID McMAHON


There is much to be said for taking a detour. Two days ago, on a whim, I decided to walk down a different street – and I was rewarded with the sight of this beautiful fabric in the window of an Indian store.


I had to work my options on these shots, because there was a lot of reflection and sun-haze on the glass, from the early-morning sun in a flawless blue sky. Because of that, I had to opt for close compositions rather than getting the big picture of the entire window display.


The striking colours and the velvety look of the fabric made the job a lot easier. And of course, when I saw these strings of beads, I was drawn to photographing them.

Little things like that always string me along.


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Karaoke Cab

Business Is Booming (The Speakers Are, Too)

A Chinese taxi driver says business is booming since he installed a karaoke machine in his cab for customers. Fan Xiaoming spent £600 on three flat screens, 16 speakers, amplifiers and disco lights. He says, "Many people ask for my number for their next trip. And sometimes they even ask me to take a longer route so they can spend more time singing."

FOOTNOTE: Fan's club.

Monday, December 01, 2008

Post Of The Day

Today's winner is Cheshire Wife with Return Of The Garden Gnome; An English Girl Rambles with Dancing Seagull and Louise with Happy Birthday, Grandma D. The other top contenders were Ladybird World Mother with Church; Life in Mathews with Cooking; French Fancy with Living In The French Countryside; Willard with The Rut Winds Down; Maggie May with The Empty Box; Menopausal Old Bag with Anyone Care To Join Me In A Bush Tucker Trial?; Mom Or Mum Wars with Turkey-tastic; Steph with I'm Grateful For. Do pay them a visit and leave a comment if you have time.

Thank you, everyone, for your support. This blog received more than 20,000 page views in November.

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Don't waste time on stress or on getting annoyed
Not everyone is as gifted as the great Sigmund Freud
Don't worry about hovels, don't fret about palaces
Just concentrate on lectures in psychoanalysis

Spike Leeway

You Givin' Me The Brush-Off?

Photographs copyright: DAVID McMAHON


This is an Australian native plant, the Callistemon, but it's commonly called the bottlebrush - and you can see exactly how it gets its name. It looks for all the world like one of the long-handled bottlebrushes that Grandma used in her heyday.

I've always been fascinated by the tiny golden points on the tip of each individual spike. They look for all the world like little light-emitting diodes and when they catch the sun, they are a spectacular sight.

While I photographed this plant a couple of weeks ago, I was lucky enough to spot one branch where the spikes were just beginning to protrude from the pods. This picture (below) gives you a good idea of how the spikes actually emerge, tightly furled, to create one of the most vivid sights in an Australian garden.

And another plus point is that the plant thrives even in extremely dry conditions. That's a major factor in this country, where drought has been part of our lives for the past eight years.


Visit Luiz Santilli Jr for the home of Today's Flowers.

High Tea

You Stringing Me Along, Mister?

Photograph copyright: DAVID McMAHON


Some kind soul had just refilled the bowl of tea bags at work when I walked past with my camera a couple of days ago. Naturally, I had to take the shot before I got back to my desk.

I grew up in a family where tea leaves were stirred into a teapot of boiling water and tea was poured through a strainer into china teacups. But I have to confess that I have always bought tea bags, simply for convenience.

About fifteen years ago, I interviewed a member of the famous Twinings family, well known for their range of fine tea and the company that was founded three centuries ago. At the start of the interview, I mentioned that I had been to a boarding school in Darjeeling, the Himalayan town famous for its mountain views and its tea gardens.

So at the end of the interview, he said he had a question for me. Fire away, I said.

He asked me how I drank my tea. He said he was confident I drank it black, the way tea is intended to be drunk by connoisseurs.

Er, no, I confessed, I actually stir some condensed milk into my cup of tea. Being British, he was remarkably restrained in his reaction. He just raised one eyebrow. I didn't have the heart to tell him I don't use "real" loose tea leaves either.

(The Odd Shots concept came from Katney. Say "G'day" to her.)

Whip Hand

Winner Was Making A Last-Ditch Stand

A British jockey is celebrating his first win - after 28 years in the saddle. Amateur Anthony Knott, famous for usually coming last, stunned everyone with a victory at Wincanton in Somerset. The dairy farmer stood in his saddle to wave to the crowd and was almost overtaken on the finishing line.

FOOTNOTE: Jockey for position.