Thursday, December 04, 2008

Drained Of Emotion

That's Not A Real Toilet, Sir

A desperate shopper got himself banned from a bathroom shop in Germany when he used a display toilet. The man dashed into the store in Bochum and relieved himself before realising the lavatory wasn't connected to the drains. Furious staff gave him a cleaning bill and a lifetime ban from the shop.

FOOTNOTE: Ban on the run.

16 comments:

fishing guy said...

David: I think that was a ban on using his bum.

Maggie May said...

Aw..... everyone makes a mistake! A rather messy one I admit!

Queen-Size funny bone said...

Fank toilet tank.

Fat, frumpy and fifty... said...

they must have been really pissed off with him then!!!

Sandi McBride said...

No trees available? Poor sod!
Sandi

Moannie said...

Thank heavens it wasn't in the window display.

verificaton word tolood, I swear
too-looed or even-
too-lewd!

The Muse said...

EEEEEEOooooooooooooo
Yeck!

The Egel Nest said...

Alternate Footnote:

Urine Trouble... (you're in trouble)

Bradley
The Egel Nest

Lee said...

I've heard of children in potty training making this type of mistake but never an adult before. How humiliating for him. Hope the toilet wasn't sitting on carpet.

Cheers!

richies said...

A favorite saying of my Grandpa was "When you gotta go you gotta go".

An Arkie's Musings

lmerie said...

Yikes! I bet his cheeks were red :) I wonder if that story will ever be funny enough for him to tell on himself - hehe

Carol said...

Oh dear....

distracted by shiny objects said...

Well then, they shouldn't put it out there tempting the bladder (I hope)challenged.

quilly said...

I know that privacy isn't as critical in Europe as it is in the US, but that's a bit much don't you think? On the other hand, they do call them store "show rooms" don't they?

DJ Kirkby said...

That must must have been so embarassed. I think the store seems to have overreacted a bit, unless he has a prior history of this kind of behaviour.

Akelamalu said...

LOL this so reminded me of when my brother and his wife took their little girl, aged 2, to a bathroom store. They turned their backs for 2 minutes and she'd done a poo in one of the display toilets!