Friday, December 05, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

My next-door neighbour Darcy Phileas
Is never haughty or supercilious
He always quotes Plato but is quite down to earth
And his advancing age is matched to his girth


Fireblossom said...

But his older brother Malvert Phileas

Is a scoundrel both profane and bilious;

He quotes Ivan the Terrible and Mussolini

And is as boney thin as he is spleeny!

Sandi McBride said...

Points for his reading Plato...tho I'm sure he has the stomach for reading Coben, as well. Okay, it was you mentioned his girth, you know!

The Muse said...

I think I shall paint the emerging images of the post!