That's Not A Chimney, Santa
Three fire engines were called out to Cambridge University after a Santa hat was put on top of a spire as a student prank. Students fastened the red hat to the spire of the famous Gate of Humility at Gonville and Caius College as an end of term joke. A team of more than 10 firemen and three fire engines spent more than an hour using a hydraulic platform to get the hat down.
FOOTNOTE: Aspire to a spire.