Friday, April 10, 2009

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Said the agony aunt to the wife of a snorer
''Just place his head in an ancient amphora''
Give him lavender fumes and make sure he inhales
It worked for Mrs Coombs in New South Wales

9 comments:

C. Michael Cox said...

Snoring - an age old problem that keeps my wife awake. :)

Sniffles and Smiles said...

I'll try anything...does this really work???? Sleep...I need sleep...:-)

Queen-Size funny bone said...

I say off with his head!

Eddie Bluelights said...

Said my wife, "I have a trick to stop such a snort,
Stick a peg on his nose and the noise then is nought!"
Eddie

74WIXYgrad said...

Some may think these studies boring
But this one has to do with snoring
Could be silly some might think
Take a banana and make you a drink

Make it a smoothie, not a float
Takes some pressure off your throat
Could make less noise while asleep
Breathing easier, resting deep

Shadow said...

ha. is there a cure? really a cure? that works???

Mara said...

Can I just ask: where do you get these rhymes from? Do you make the yourself (in that case, you're brilliant) or do you find them someplace (which makes you brilliant again for finding them)? In any case, I love them!

Louise said...

Did it REALLY work??

Moannie said...

I have a cure for snoring that really does work. SEPARATE ROOMS!