Thursday, April 09, 2009

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

He went looking for a bargain
But had to cut through the jargon
And found that the global recession
Was his own personal transgression


Maddy said...

Every one of us is guilty!

Strawberry Girl said...

Ha, ha this is so well said and in only a few verses. (It would take me a long time to write out all that I thought about it!!)

Ananda girl said...

He spent more than he had
With a check that was bad...
Now he lives a guest of the state
With his new cell mate, named Brutal.

Lanny said...

That what I like to see,
someone stepping up to responsibility

SandyCarlson said...

He'd bought it all once before
So he took himself out of the store
Stopped at the bank, saved his money
And went home without a gift for Honey.

Moannie said...

His mind became obsessed
and overly distressed
He knew his rate of borrowing
Had helped the worldwide sorrowing
Now everyone's depressed.

Merisi said...


Shadow said...

now that's no lie...

Mojo said...

He caught a good earful over the mess
From most of his friends and all of the press
So he straightened his tie and tried to look regal
And quoth, "When the president does it, it's not illegal!"

(Yes, we can still get a little mileage out of Dubyaisms. For a while anyway.)

Tessa said...

David! You are a genius!

Sniffles and Smiles said...

So very, very true....Pithy wisdom from down under! Thank you!

Eddie Bluelights said...

He must have been a banker!

Louise said...

Now that IS witty!