Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

High in the Swiss Alps they’ve banned naked hikers
Bare butts are verboten, for campers and bikers
So pull on your denim or don lederhosen
If you don’t want your assets to be swiftly frozen

21 comments:

Sniffles and Smiles said...

Oh, my goodness...I'm in hysterics!!! LOL..."bare butts, lederhosen...assets frozen..." This is priceless perfection!!!!! You never cease to make me smile...but this one makes me roar with laughter!!!!!

Sandi McBride said...

OMG, I'm fit to bust a stitch! How funny was this! Nothing wrong with your funny bone, my friend!
Sandi

Muthering Heights said...

Rats! So much for my vacation plans!!!

Kirti said...

Naked on hikes and bikes?!?

Yikes!!!

recipes for the life said...

Naked hiking??!!?So weird!

The rhyme is hilarious.I am LOL!

OM said...

I can walk around in Switzerland again without fear. Unless I have a dormant fear of lederhosen. Who knows?

Hansel said...

Auf! Dat hertz! x

Sylvia K said...

Ah, I can always count on you to lift me out of a morose state of mind! I have to agree with Sniffles, you always make me smile, tonight you made laugh -- long and loud! Thanks, David!

chrome3d said...

I was wondering too if those guys didn´t mind that their assets were going to be deep frosted out there. Crazy people.

Nap Warden said...

Well now what am I gonna do for vacation?!?

Willow said...

Heheheh!

Janelle said...

ouf brrrrrrrrrrr! pass over the lederhosen...thanks for visiting my site...great to have found yours! that melbourne pic below v. atmospheric...x j

Annie said...

Sehr gut!

ROFL!

Rinkly Rimes said...

Definitely one of your best! And I checked on the News Item!

Jeff B said...

Nor would you want your peaks to be showing.

Shadow said...

tooooo funny!

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spacedlaw said...

Frozen or worse! They might have been naked but didn't they wear a helmet?

Tessa said...

Ouch - bare on a bike, that's gonna hurt some! Brilliant, David, as always.

Shellmo said...

You are very witty! And this story is very funny! I see too many "risks" with naked hiking! They're crazy!

Pat - Arkansas said...

Clever, clever, clever! Thanks for the smiles and guffaws!