Monday, April 27, 2009

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

If you use a Hoover in Vancouver
Must your home possess a louvre?
But if you opt for Electrolux
Don't use it near a flock of ducks

8 comments:

♥ bfs~"Mimi" ♥ said...

Errant, indeed! ♥

Evil Twin's Wife said...

I love my Electrolux - it's a mid 80s model which is still working great!

Muthering Heights said...

Why not? It will keep them from laying eggs in the swimming pool!

Sniffles and Smiles said...

I think I'm due for a new vacuum...Thanks for the advice. I'll keep it in mind! ;-)

Sandi McBride said...

Ah the errant vacuum pays no heed to me
it simply glides across the floor humming a bit off key
it picks up dust cat hair and lint
and leaves the floors intact
the carpet nap is pulled up neat
I love my Hoover, that's a fact!
Sandi

74WIXYgrad said...

Keeping this on the level
Using an old Dirt Devil
When I wear my Beaver derby
I pretend that it's a Kirby

Shadow said...

excellent one!

aims said...

hehehehe......very good David!