Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Verse and worse

Yes, Kanye West, you would know best
And your diamond implants are no passing jest
I reckon you've started a dentistry trend
Now that your gnashers are a girl's best friend

24 comments:

Brian Miller said...

jewel encrusted, a sparkley bliss
til you cut their lip with a deep kiss.

Johnnny said...

Diamonds for teeth and laser beam eyes, Halloween magical facial surprise, Sparkling rapper haunts the foresty night, Come up behind you causing infinite fright. (don't really know what i'm talkin bout - just felt like rhymin' while we enjoy our first blizzard. johnnny)

Willow said...

If his teeth were pearls,
he'd attract more girls.

david mcmahon said...

Aye, Brian - it's all about paying lip service!

david mcmahon said...

Very lyrical, Johnny - could be the opening lines of your new horror novel. Now there's a project for you .....

david mcmahon said...

Willow, you've absolutely nailed it with your wit, brevity and perspective.

Bravo!

Sylvia K said...

Always fun to come here at the end of my day! Lots of giggles and more.

ArtistUnplugged said...

Though sparks may fly from his encrusted grill, his swift interruption clouded the thrill!

Jules~ said...

Have you heard of the trend in teens wanting their dentist to build up their "fangs" so that they look like vampires? I saw it on the news last month. The reporter said it has to do with the Edward/Twilight craze.
Craze indeed.

Have a blessed day today and thank you for your kind comment at my place.

david mcmahon said...

Thanks so much, Sylvia. Great to know I made you smile!

david mcmahon said...

And his only fear, Artist Unplugged, was the dentist's drill!

david mcmahon said...

Maybe they're members of the Twilight "fang" club, Jules!

Maggie May said...

A diamond in your mouth.....
Is sure to go south......
If it comes unstuck....
It would end up in muck!

Sorry!!!!!
Maggie X

Nuts in May

david mcmahon said...

Maggie, I'm spluttering with mirth. The mental picture is mind-boggling!

RuneE said...

His dentist should know best
since titanium has passed the test
But when money is no object
diamonds will of course be the subject

TechnoBabe said...

Kanye is so ill-mannered and rude
Thinkin' he's such a cool dude
Diamond teeth won't give him class
He is still a pain in the ass

Jinksy said...

Diamond set teeth will sure look bright,
but do they just dazzle instead of bite?

It's good to see you're still a wit
with never a case of biter bit! :)

Eddie Bluelights said...

This Kanye West is a card
With those teeth, very hard
He can now with power bite
through steel, what a sight!
With those diamond teeth
With bad gums beneath.
But with pain he is wrung
As he bites through his tongue
And he feels very weak
As he bites through his cheek.
But when he smiles
Ladies come for many miles
Because he is charming
. . . and maybe alarming!
But didn't I hear
a story of fear
He cannot afford it
To go and quite lord it
The teeth in top gums
are his old chums
His lower jaw
Is the only one sore
He's saving his dosh
To do top teeth. . . gosh!

LOL Loved this one, David

david mcmahon said...

RuneE, I wonder if his jeweller paid a commission to his dentist, or vice versa!

david mcmahon said...

TechnoBabe, they give him so much sparkle!

david mcmahon said...

Jinksy, lovely to see you here. Glad this made you smile!

david mcmahon said...

Eddie, you have well and truly trumped me, sir! Great effort.

spacedlaw said...

So a gal might kill him
And collect his teeth,
Like Poe with Berenice

Ayak said...

Diamonds are forever
But teeth are not
When he's toothless and grey
Will the diamonds still stay?