Saturday, April 04, 2009

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

The Queen decreed Lords
Must only drive Fords
So we broke the news gently
To the toff in the Bentley


Brit' Gal Sarah said...

LOL that conjures up an image!

Muthering Heights said...

Fords? Yeah RIGHT! LOL!

SandyCarlson said...

He took a turn for the worse
And now he drives a hearse
On this earth there was no Ford
To replace the Bentley he adored.

Pouty Lips said...

...So he went to see her highness,
To pleed with sincere shyness,
That a Henry perfected Ford Model T,
Could not beat his beloved Bentley.

introspection said...

Good for Bentley,not for Ford
Which only the Lords can afford.
But as the rest of world goes
Lords & Ladies have their woes
Queen has less friends than foes
With Benzs, Beamers, Lexus & Rolls.

Sylvia K said...

It does indeed conjure up an image! lol!!

Absolute Vanilla (and Atyllah) said...

LOL! Oh very good, David!

Maggie May said...

The Mini is such a little car
Better than Bentleys are, by far!
They are cheaper to run
And and do 'bout a ton
To the gallon, so let us
All get one, without further fuss.

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Shadow said...

damn! you think he'll make it?????

Cath said...

But the one in the red Lexus
Thumped me in the solar plexus!
Now to pacify me
You need to get an MG!

Eddie Bluelights said...

We were rude to the man who was driving a Merc
We called him a snob and a toffey-nosed burke!
Are you coming to my play?

SweetPeaSurry said...

Love this one, reminds me of the 'Grey Poupon' commercials!