Sunday, April 05, 2009

Mow Better Blues

Who Said It Was The Best Bar None?

A US man has been arrested and charged with drink-driving after he crashed a motorised bar stool. He overturned the Frankenstein-esque lawnmower and bar stool combination on his way home from the pub. The contraption is said to be capable of reaching 38 mph on its five-horsepower engine.

FOOTNOTE: Tipsy-turvy.

7 comments:

Kendris said...

I seem to recall a story a few years ago about police arresting a man driving to the store for more beer - on his riding lawnmower.

Never underestimate the inventiveness of the alcohol saturated mind; *anything* sounds not only plausible but like a damn good idea.

Sniffles and Smiles said...

Oh, my...never mix martinis with mowers...

Eddie Bluelights said...

He must have been 'Half-Cut'

Ananda girl said...

lol! We had a local in our tiny town who lost his license for DUI and began driving his yard tractor everywhere. Our local police looked the other way. Or perhaps they just giggled.

katherine. said...

I heard the 911 tapes on the news...rolling my eyes....

SweetPeaSurry said...

Let me get this straight ... he actually created a motorized barstool? How did he keep from tipping over all the time? Crazy stuff man!

Pouty Lips said...

...And they summoned him to court with a subpoena colada.