Monday, June 09, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

To drive a Chevy
You have to be heavy
To drive a Humvee
You need a big Bumvee!


quilly said...

I drive a Chevy bought with my own money.
To drive a Humvee I'd need a rich honey.


I'd also need to have a brain transplant. There is no reason the average family really needs such a vehicle and to have one is to indulge in reckless consumption and waste of resources.

Maggie May said...

I'll stick to a Mini
Even if it sounds tinny.
They don't take much juice
And parks by my hoose!

Merisi said...

And you better own a fleet of bumveetroleum tankers! :-)

74WIXYgrad said...

I don't need a Hummer.
With gas prices a bummer.
I prefer my Metro.
Since it takes less petro.

willow said...

Bumvee?! Okay, now that made me giggle!

Richard Madeley said...

I'm laughing but that is really terrible.

Sandi McBride said...

Give me a Chevy Pickup anytime of day
the Humvee is a war machine and should have stayed that way


Lavinia Ladyslipper said...

Oh thanks, now I have this song running through my head: drove my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry.....