Sunday, June 15, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Barney the butcher had impeccable taste
So when he thought that spring had sprung
He pirouetted but fell, right upto his waist
In a fresh pile of elephant dung


74WIXYgrad said...

Barney's a cutup, can't you see
A cutup wild and free
He slipped and fell
In elephant dung
And now he has a smelly knee

quilly said...

Barney the Butcher went home to his wife,
Who chased him down the block with his very own knife,
"Look what you've done to my freshly cleaned floor!
"I don't want your Shjt in my house anymore!"

Maggie May said...

Barney the butcher, couldn't sell meat.
This was because he had dung on his feet!
He stank pretty rank
When he chopped at a flank
So got out a shovel or was it a spade
But the elephants saw him & shouted out "Raid"
He puffed & he puffed as he chased the herd!
Then he tripped right into the biggest turd!

Golightly said...

I needed the smile after being sick all week! and thanks to Maggie May for adding to the joy.