Monday, June 23, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

I went to school with a bloke called Kenny
He'd simply freeze when he was panickin'
You can visit him now at J. C. Penney
They've hired him as a real-life mannekin


Maggie May said...

A panikin manikin is not good
I think that shop has misunderstood.
That Kenny needs some TLC
Or maybe a spot of therapy!

Louis la Vache said...


Once you get to know "Louis", you'll learn that he is an easy mark if you want to get a laugh with a 'groaner'...

Louis la Vache said...

BTW - very good, "Maggie May"... :-)

74WIXYgrad said...

Kenny is stiff
He has a flat tummy
He earns his spiff
As a real life dummy

Lehners in France said...

The window dresser from Maceys did pass by.
Another great window he did sigh.
He took out his note pad and started to write.
When he looked up Kenny had vanished from sight.
A mistake! He thought it was too good to be true.
Little did he know Kenny was in the queue for the loo.
Debs x

willow said...

Sounds like he was a real dummy.

Rhea said...

Good one!!

I am so excited about your upcoming trash photo! I can't wait to see what you've done.

Jennifer H said...

That Kenny. He's such a poseur.

quilly said...

Kenny is in men's wear at the end of isle three.
Poke him in the ribs when you walk by and you will make him pee.