Saturday, June 14, 2008

Eye Opener

This Must Be A Time-And-Emotion Study


Yes, we've often seen people with sore eyes, but that condition seems to be more common in summer, not in the depths of the Australian winter. Hmm, let's take a closer look.

The problem here seems to be an inability to focus. And a definite redness. It also seems as if the pupils are slightly misaligned - a bit like unruly rabble at a school assembly.


Let's see, I think we're close to making a diagnosis here. There definitely seems to be an eye-popping problem.


Oh, no, we have a major issue here. The eyes are completely out of their sockets now. Did someone say "Socket to me"? We'll just stop now. These inane one-liners are just getting cornier and cornea.

(Sincere thanks to my noble colleague Kit, who very sportingly donned my hoax glasses for the purposes of this post.)

42 comments:

Betsy said...

Yes, "Eye" say ...kudos to Kit for being a good sport! LOL

Sandpiper said...

LOL The "eyes" have it. ;-)

Corey~living and loving said...

tee hee...my yes...good sport indeed. :) and a fun and creative post dear David! :) thanks for the smile!

Jeff B said...

Eye yi yi, one can't help but see the humor in this one. Nice visual too.

Did you hear about the optometrist?

He fell into the lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself.

imbeingheldhostage said...

eewww. I just finished reading Icy Sparks-- and the eye popping thing... Eye'm at a loss for words...

Sandi McBride said...

Opps, I almost screamed when the blog popped up and the eyes did too! I didn't know whether run, yell or just bash the computer in...I'd say see a doctor at once!
Sandi

Maggie May said...

Eye boggling!

just jamie said...

That last one kind of freaked me out...

katydidnot said...

classic.

74WIXYgrad said...

Keep an eye on this for us.

Could be a guest on Eye Got a Secret

But he only has eyes for you.

Eye Eye captain

lynn said...

Eeuuuw! My eyes are sore today... i should go to bed.

quilly said...

So, the guys who work with you get hazard pay, right? When they're hired the boss says, "Okay, we're going to put you over here by David. He's a little weird but if you humor him no one will get hurt. There will be a little extra something in your pay packet each month to compensate.

"Oh, hey, he's going to be taking your picture a lot. You aren't in the witness protection program or anything are you?"

Hogg Wartz said...

Kit?! Ha! You can't fool me. That's Mad-Eye Moody's second cousin, Mood-Eyed Matty!

Colleen said...

Hilarious. You are so silly!

napaboaniya said...

You sure have sporting colleagues!!! They're all so willing to be part of your fun in PhotoHunt all the time :)
Happy Weekend David:)

CrazyCath said...

Kit is a very good sport! That is a great "random" post and I think you diagnose the problem perfectly. Even if it is cornea than some of the other stuff you post. (I just couldn't think of anything wittier than your own version!)
I've just posted a series of random photos if you would like a quick gander - and took your name in vain. Blamed you for all these photos. It is all your fault you know.

Great post. Cheers me up coming here!

Indrani said...

These were funny, David. My daughters were more interested in the glasses though.

Angela at mommy bytes said...

That is too funny, I mean emotional!

Lin said...

I've seen slinky dresses but never slinky glasses before now. Great fun!

forgetfulone said...

Creative and clever. Thanks~

genny said...

h my goodness....Heeh pup out eye...Mine is up..Happy weekend

eastcoastlife said...

Whoaaaa! David the Master fooling around with his Kit! hehehe....

Very witty and entertaining post. Sorry Kit, I'm interested in the glasses.

Colin Campbell said...

Eye'd like a pair of those.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Methinks too much beer and not visiting the bathroom for a while would do this to one ;-)

Have a great weekend!

LibertyBelle said...

You can say that again! What fun photos!! (and a bit weird too!)
Happy Weekend
L

WillThink4Wine said...

Eye agree, quite an eye-Opener!

Hootin' Anni said...

I am laughing so hard, my sides ache!

What a great interpretation this week!

[and I also love your comment you left on TNChick's emotion too...the "Incredible sulk".

Happy Hunting. Hope your weekend is super.

Old Wom Tigley said...

Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown.

Doctor: What does he call his other eye?

The old one are the best.. ( well maybe not)

Your friend Kit did well... tell him to take a break.. Take a Kit Cataracts

Debbie said...

My eyes contstantly feel this way LOL!

What a great sport and friend and might I add "has gorgeous eyes"!

mirage2g said...

fun,shock, creepy....lol, happy hunting!

Rebecca said...

Nice shots. :)

Sarge Charlie said...

G'day mate, I am think their is an emotional nut case here

Snap Catch said...

cool catch! perfect one for photohunt theme "emotions"... mine's up too hope you can drop by.

imac said...

Eye Eye, we have some fantastic shots here.

Put your eyes on and
Visit my Colours of Vision.

Pato & Pearl said...

Eye yayahhh...i totally see a different perspective here..hehe

Pearl - have a good weekend!

Mushy said...

Looked like a sore limp....

Anyway, very surprising shots!

Thanks for the visit this week.

Akelamalu said...

That was an eye opening post! I know, I know it's cornea!

willow said...

Eye see, said the blind man.

David, I love it...you are so weird. Thanks for the giggles!

Bengbeng said...

thanks. i enjoyed yr post this week :)

ancient one said...

Okay.. I had to come see what was eye popping.. and the emotion I feel is "Gross"...LOL Good One!

Sandy Kessler said...

well they scared me sufficiently !!

Hilary said...

That's the way, un-huh un-huh, I eye Kit, un-huh un-huh...