Friday, June 13, 2008

Verse Or Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

I think I’ll buy a pedal car
My Falcon won’t go very far
With the rising price of gas
I’ll have to buy a mule or ass


Jennifer H said...

I tried to think of something witty, but all my thoughts were kind of half-assed.

leslie said...

Heh! you and me both! Did you hear about Sicily using mules to remove the country's refuse?

Merisi said...

How about a horse,
your kingdom for a horse?

Maggie May said...

What is wrong with walking?
It is no use just talking?
Get an ass & ride its back
I'm sure you'd just pick up the knack.
The days of guzzling gas are over
Why not by a dog named Rover?
He would keep you company..
And on the ass could stride your knee.

But the thought of you in a peddle car.....
Just cracked me up!

74WIXYgrad said...

With the price at the pump
We should hop, skip, or jump
If you don't have a bike
just go for a hike

Aggie said...

On yer bike then mate! I go Shank's pony meself!

tina said...

better stick with a bicycle, if you don't want to clean up after your mule ^^;

Rhea said...

Amen, brotha!!

D... said...

How true this is! My kingdom for a bike friendly place to live.

Lavinia Ladyslipper said...

A mule? Make hay while the sun shines....

Rebecca said...
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Rebecca said...

If you're really willing to give up your kingdom, the Netherlands is a very bike friendly place to live!

I will go and take my stroller,
It won't even cost a dollar!

(Sorry about the bad rhyme.)