Saturday, April 11, 2009

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Archbishop Johnson and his fifth wife Suzie
Were tired out after dancing the watusi
So then they tried balancing on a coffee mug
To YouTube themelves doing the jitterbug

5 comments:

Rinkly Rimes said...

If I were religious I'd be perturbed. Fortunately I'm not!

Strawberry Girl said...

Hmmm. I believe this made me laugh!! :D

SandyCarlson said...

When they fell in
They made quite a splash
Baptizing the world
In one lovely flash.

Nobody can sleep;
They're covered in joe
Because Johnson and Suzie
Won't dance slow!

Captain Cat said...

Ha! I love that Suzie is his 5th wife. Great little limeric.
Thank you so much for stopping by the other day - I meant to write back earlier. Great blog, wonderful photography.

Eddie Bluelights said...

They were far too heavy
And they spilled all the bevy
Then laughed ha! ha! ha!
To a mean cha! cha! cha!
And were charged an extortionate levy!