Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

My next-door-neighbour William Carey
Used to train a dromedary
While on his desk, in carved enamel
He treasured a statue of a camel

7 comments:

PLO said...

You are a genious...did I spell that right?

Sandi McBride said...

I always thought that God created camels and warthogs to make children laugh...the camel because they spit and the worthog because they're so ugly they're cute...and only a mother could love either face.
loved the poem...
Sandi

French Fancy said...

one hump or two, dearie.

thanks for popping over - you are obviously a wordsmith and I Shall Return :)

SandyCarlson said...

Together once
They stepped in caramel
They never moved, never fell
So it goes with a camel and caramel.

74WIXYgrad said...

Our friend would go a distance for
Not just another mammal
He'd walk across the room for some
But a mile for a camel

Cliff Note: Did I just date myself?

® ♫ The Brit ♪ ® said...

Oh dear, they're getting worse! haha

fishing guy said...

Did you every feed a live camel?
You must watch his tooth enamel.
I tried it once and just for spite
the camel did give me a bite.

David: What hurts is this is a true story from my trip to the zoo.