Friday, November 28, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

When Sergeant McGog came home in the fog
He was really agog with the hair of the dog
So it isn’t our fault that there’s no single malt
And the whiskey decanter is now filled with Fanta

2 comments:

Fireblossom said...

When Captain Magrew drank wine from his shoe,

He emptied that "10", then filled it again;

When he started on his socks, we nailed him in a box,

Sent it down to the docks and then on to detox.

quilly said...

Mix the Fanta with Gin and he's at it again!