Thursday, November 13, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Of all the animals who did it tough
Never forget the three billy goats gruff
Now there's a petition to send the troll
On a paid holiday to Bikini Atoll

8 comments:

Queen-Size funny bone said...

He'll need a wax.

Bee Repartee said...

A Brazilian is definitely in order.

Maggie May said...

For some reason I'm splitting my sides here!
Did one of them hum?

quilly said...

So it was your fault! The other day in Waikiki this troll buzzed past me wearing nothing but a Speedo and a mini-bike. My eyes will never be the same. I tried to scrub the vision of all that bouncing, hairy white flab from my mind but it is stuck like glue.

74WIXYgrad said...

I'm sorry for my lack of wit
Mr. Troll should just go sit
I do think it's just plain wrong
To have a troll wear just a thong

aims said...

Ah David! I'm leaving you a smile and a wink! Well done!

Crystal Jigsaw said...

Love it.

CJ xx

lmerie said...

Ok, I decided to come back through these Verse and worse . . .I get more of them than I first had thought. Must have given up too soon too far back.

Cheers!