Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

I went to college with Theodore Toohey
He had red hair and was nicknamed Bluey
He dated a brunette who was rather cluey
And she started called him "Ratter" Touille


® ♫ The Brit ♪ ® said...

Hahaha great one!
Now the question is did she call him ratter because he would make the bed go "ratter, ratter, ratter, ratter" each night?! or is that just my dirty mind?! haha

Fireblossom said...

Rat's brother was both suave and toney

But his wife was sadly thin and boney

She ran off with his bosom croney

A fellow known as Mack A. Roney

Britt-Arnhild said...

Hi David.
Interesting site you have. Thanks for visiting mine and lead me here.

I have just been to India for three weeks, and had ALOT of fun blogging about my experience.

Our oldest son studied in Australia for three years. He came back to Norway a year ago.

Merisi said...

Tired of ratting, she dropped Toohey,
to cohort with Huey, Dewey, and Louie! ;-)

quilly said...

I can't top Fireblossom, but ...

His girl friend left him
And he got so blue,
Poor Ratter Touille
Was really in a stew.

Fat, frumpy and fifty... said...

Love that one, and it does feel like it should have more verses!!

Maggie May said...

No comments to make about RATS...... none what so ever!