Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Though Jack and the Beanstalk mentioned the giant
I can’t recall if he was Y2K compliant
"Fee, fi, fo, fum" fumed the owner of the castle
But his distress was caused by a bent metatarsal

7 comments:

Artist Unplugged said...

Toe? Isn't that right? Funny. Take care of y'all!

Jazz said...

Bwwwahahahaa

Braja said...

Ouch.

Poutalicious said...

tee-hee. Y2K compliant.

The Texican said...

Jack climbed the beanstalk to visit the giant.
He got a cold welcome, the giant was defiant.
Jack grabbed the gold and quickly beat feet.
He chopped down the beanstalk to end his retreat.
How are things on the other side of the globe? Great, I hope. Pappy

Jennifer H said...

No wonder he was grouchy. ;-)

George said...

I'm impressed with your getting 'Y2k compliant' worked into a verse.