Saturday, February 28, 2009

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

He said he was drinking special light beer
But he came back home with only one ear
He’s strong and reliable and mighty God-fearing
But I reckon he’ll struggle to get a fair hearing

13 comments:

Mel said...

...and save a bit of money by buying only one earring... ;)

Lanny said...

I can imagine it would be hard to get a fair hearing with the bar noise ringing in your only ear.

Kathy said...

LMAO that's good.

Sylvia K said...

LOL made my day! Maybe he and his wife could share a pair of earrings.

Muppet Soul said...

Lol

Gail said...

It would be hard to hear, with bar flies buzzing in your ear...

Queen-Size funny bone said...

I bet you a lot of his friends were peering.

Mojo said...

He tried to leave earlier
But found to his woe
All his cranking and grinding
Wouldn't make his Van Go.
...(gh)

Okay, I'll stop.

Maggie May said...

That is SO funny and witty!
Was it Van Gogh by any chance?

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Yes and yes. And the moral - don't waste time on light beer, take only the regular!

anna said...

:)...good idea...save a bit of money..hehe..
hey...how are you...greeting for u...

Braja said...

Ok that was funny :)

skywind said...

Hehe, another one of his ears which gone? At wine-ri? (Laughter)

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