No Peels Of Laughter Here, Officer
Secret service agents in Ukraine have impounded hundreds of tonnes of bananas - for five months, as part of a drug smuggling investigation. Now the ship's crew has been issued with nuclear war-style bio-hazard suits and respirators - to protect them from the toxic, rotting bananas.
FOOTNOTE: You old smoothie.
8 comments:
ouch! ouch! and . . . ouch! again.
hmmmm . . . methinks yaz slipped one by us =====> ouch!(soh dare}
:-)
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.ero
Wonder if they can make Banana schnapps out of this mess? In the meantime, I hold my nose. ;-)
Government intelligence: the ultimate oxymoron.
Cast your banana bread upon the waters...and feed the world...
Sandi
Uhm, to be a banana pest in the middle of all those bananas. Heaven.
Kendris says is for me. 'Government' and 'intelligence' are two words you should never put together.
David, I marvel daily at these little news blurbs you give us -and as you know, I always love the titles you give them too. Just keep 'em coming!
wooooooooooow. ick.
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