Sunday, February 22, 2009

Banana Republic

No Peels Of Laughter Here, Officer

Secret service agents in Ukraine have impounded hundreds of tonnes of bananas - for five months, as part of a drug smuggling investigation. Now the ship's crew has been issued with nuclear war-style bio-hazard suits and respirators - to protect them from the toxic, rotting bananas.

FOOTNOTE: You old smoothie.

8 comments:

bARE-eYED sUN said...

ouch! ouch! and . . . ouch! again.

hmmmm . . . methinks yaz slipped one by us =====> ouch!(soh dare}

:-)

..
.ero

Merisi said...

Wonder if they can make Banana schnapps out of this mess? In the meantime, I hold my nose. ;-)

Kendris said...

Government intelligence: the ultimate oxymoron.

Sandi McBride said...

Cast your banana bread upon the waters...and feed the world...
Sandi

Charles Gramlich said...

Uhm, to be a banana pest in the middle of all those bananas. Heaven.

Cath said...

Kendris says is for me. 'Government' and 'intelligence' are two words you should never put together.

Jeni said...

David, I marvel daily at these little news blurbs you give us -and as you know, I always love the titles you give them too. Just keep 'em coming!

Bird* said...

wooooooooooow. ick.