Saturday, May 23, 2009

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

He told us he felt like such an ass
He shouldn’t have tried the laughing gas
After just three whiffs of nitrous oxide
He was giggling fit to split his side


Unknown said...

Doin' whippets, was he?

Sandi McBride said...

Split his sides? I hope the dentist had something other than a drill to remedy the situation!

Seamus said...

Guess he shouldn't oughtta
Be a huffin' on the bottle!

fullonmommy said...

He wasn't dancing naked in a field and listening to an extremely extended version of "Fire on the Mountain" was he?

I mean, before he split his side.

Maggie May said...

He doesn't need to be top of the class
To know the effects of laughing gas.
He needs to know he mustn't dabble
Or else he'll have to giggle and babble
Laughter is healing so they say
But to sniff from a bottle? No way!

quilly said...

That's why Mr. Johnson shot out the door
Hollering, "My tooth don't hurt no more!"
A giggling dentist with a drill in his hand,
Was more than that poor man could stand.

Ann said...

Split my sides reading this, and the other posts.

Eddie Bluelights said...

"Oh why don't you try Entinox?"
Said a clever clogs fellow called Cox.
"That's laughing gas and O2
Just Nitrous Oxide to you
It clearly states all that on it's box!"

Love these David!

Sniffles and Smiles said...

Oh, this is too much!!!! A battle of the bards...and who shall win? We who find pure verse and worse..We stop and read here...WE are the winners! Stand up and cheer!!!! [Now, I've lost (my poem is anything but sublime)...if not the competition; then, my mind... LOL!]~Janine