Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

He said it was hard,
Will Shakespeare (the Bard)
And he said he was scarred
Trying to rhyme "leotard"

15 comments:

Nessa said...

Bought at the fair
leotards are to wear
with jaunty flair
instead of going bare.

willow said...

Aren't you glad authors don't have to go around in leotards these days?

Life with Kaishon said...

You are so clever!

Maureen said...

Holy crap, you're good... I can't do poetry at all. Heck, I could never even find a rhyme for orange. Or purple. Geesh.

jillie said...

That's like trying to find something that rhymes with orange...but ya done good!

Brit' Gal Sarah said...

LOL I read the first 2 lines and thought uh-oh the first x-rated Verse and Worse from Authorblog! Boy was I ever relieved to read leotard!

Sherry said...

I don't believe I've ever seen "leotard" in rhyme before.

Kirti said...

You're a card, Author-bard...

BumbleVee said...

... haahhah... in Will's day...I bet leotard was unheard...

74WIXYgrad said...

He looked at a card
As he stood in the yard
He thought oh so hard
And he come up with lard

Just a Plane Ride Away said...

LOL! Love these ;-)

FrankandMary said...

Some cognitive behavioral therapy is in order :-).~Mary

Urban Panther said...

The faerie in the yard
Wore a striped leotard.
Turning to the frog,
Who was sitting on a log,
He said "Don't you know it?
Our David thinks he's a poet"

Shadow said...

oh, leotard? true, true

Lola said...

'Twas the men in a leotard
that as gals and nymphs starred
in the good old days of the Bard...

I can't do rhyme, sorry David. I'll stick with cooking. Better.

Ciao!