Friday, May 29, 2009

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

The problem with Caligula
Turned out to be his fibula
It wasn’t his heart and it wasn’t his liver
But simply the fever that caused him to shiver

4 comments:

Sniffles and Smiles said...

And so now you've tackled history! Is nothing safe from your verse?!? LOL...~Janine

♥ Braja said...

...and because he was a dirty bastard...

wait...did I say that out loud??

74WIXYgrad said...

Because he didn't have a clue
He went outside without a shoe
He was the boss, what could we do
Then he come ill with swine flu

I come here to have a little fun
That's why it's not H1N1

Lee said...

Ooh, a long time ago I saw a movie about Caligula. I can still remember scenes from it, over 20 years later. Creepy, sick character.

Cheers!