Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Did they use a lariat on Ben Hur’s chariot?
And do you remember the spy called Harriet?
Why didn’t Easy Rider feature a Honda?
And was Nemo really A Fish Called Wander?

7 comments:

Seamus said...

If Jamie Lee
The siren be
On Golden Wing
Made ol' Ben sing ;)

Not The Rockefellers said...

Did they use a lariat on Ben Hur’s chariot?
They did not use a lariat because the whip was hip
And do you remember the spy called Harriet?
Harriet was the spy kid with the notebook she should of hid.
Why didn’t Easy Rider feature a Honda?
Because that was a brand that Fonda wasn't fond a. And was Nemo really A Fish Called Wander?
Though Dorie forgot, it's better than A Fish Called Caught.

Fun!

Peace - Rene

Cynthia said...

Not the Rockefellers response is priceless! 'Fonda wasn't fond a'-it's better than a fish called caught!'

---this verse is worse...though terse...have merc--y! (Okay, I'm just trying to join into the spirit of things!)<3

Merisi said...

"We found Nemo!" -
there's reason Wanda
changed her namo
to Wander
and never set her fin
into a sushi parlor!

spacedlaw said...

Had to look up lariat. Thanks for a new word!

♥ Braja said...

Wander? Sounds like the Aussie pronunciation kickin' in :))

Jazz said...

Hilarious, as are the comments. I won't even try to do the rhyming thing..