Thursday, May 21, 2009

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Grandma’s roast
Is in the post
But she’s sending the gravy
Through the merchant navy


Not The Rockefellers said...

The first thing that comes to mind is that rhyme

Kindergarten Baby
Stick your head in gravy
Wash it out with bubblegum
And sent it to the Navy.

Can you imagine the guy that had to open those packages?

Oh great...another one...

Peace - Rene

Expat mum said...

Wonder which will get there first?

The Girl From Cherry Blossom Street said...

Let's propose a toast
and dance labamba down the coast
we can have the anchovy
while waiting for the gravy!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

WAT the????

CoolBlueWaters said...

Lesson learned: Visit Grandma!

thank for the kind comment you left on my blog

Rinkly Rimes said...

Grandma's pies
Had better get wise!
If they don't get no lovin'
They'll burn in the oven!

Shadow said...

huh???? this is so random i had to laugh!

Eddie Bluelights said...

By the time our Post Office delivers the post
Grandma will be dead and she'll be a ghost
And as for the Navy with the gravy
It's sunk at Jones' locker, christian name, Davy!

jinksy said...

Grandma's roast is in the post?!
I'd hate to see that package...
by the time it gets to Oz,
it'll just end up as wreckage!

Sherry said...

Love reading this stuff.