Tuesday, November 02, 2010

Verse and worse

A little dry-cleaner on Netherby Road
Claimed to have found the lost nuclear code
He said he discovered it near a row of old bowsers
With a notice that said: ``Press with Bill Clinton's trousers''.


Brian Miller said...

and if you can
please get the stains out
~love monica

david mcmahon said...

Interns in turn.

Kathryn Magendie said...

*laughing* ... laughing at Brian's comment, too....

david mcmahon said...

Thanks, Kathryn - Brian is always great value!

♥ Braja said...

You are, as usual, ridiculously entertaining :))

david mcmahon said...

Thank you, Braja. Very kind of you to say so.

Marguerite said...

Hilarious! lol You're as witty as ever!

david mcmahon said...

Thank you, Marguerite - this one suddenly began to write itself after I thought of the name of the road!

Bernie said...

The secretary had a new plan
She had the blue dress in hand
She said this is hot as she looked at the spot.....
Then said..Clinton, your the man!

Sorry I couldn't resist...:-) Hugs

david mcmahon said...

Spot-on, Bernie.

Johnnny said...

We nearly drove off the road,
Trying to avoid a big toad,
While texting in morse code,
As we came around the curve,
I pretty near lost my nerve,
Only option was to swerve.

Maggie May said...

'Nuff said bout the stain on the dress.....
It took lots of cleaning..... a horrible mess.

I love the way you get a triangular rhyme.
Maggie X

Nuts in May

Eddie Bluelights said...

It was quite easy to get hold of them
The trousers I mean . . . . hmm a hem!
That president from office now gone
Always had trouble keeping them on!


. . . a naughty bit of peotic licence!

Ayak said...

I have never heard of a bowser
So searched with my internet browser
Ah! They are fuel storage tanks
Yet again Google...thanks!
Though a strange place to find some trousers?

Sniffles and Smiles said...

ROFL.......... ROFL....... ROFL......What a scream!!!!!!