Sunday, November 14, 2010

Verse and worse

Monsignor Noakes drank several Cokes
And fell in a heap beneath the oaks
The doctor (a swine) said ''You’ll soon be fine ….
But next time stick to Communion wine’’


Johnnny said...

After feeling a bit too tipsi,
Noaky switched over to pepsi,
Doc had just one minor fear,
Refridge is all out of bier.

ArtistUnplugged said...

Just imagine the scene,
the priest overdosed on caffeine,
as for me, I'm staying in line,
to get a sweet sip of the wine!

Eddie Bluelights said...

"No I don't think I 'aught a'
I'd best be on holy water
I'm a sill bloke
To have drunk coke!"

Doctor FTSE said...

I think your short quatrains between longer posts
are worthy of glass-raising wet-whistle toasts.
And I notice your commenters lapse into verse!
(How disappointing. I hoped to be first!)

Moannie said...

Yep! Communion wine is just the thing,
To get the Vicar in the swing.
But just beware, and take great care,
When a choir of angels start to sing.

Maggie May said...

Communion wine
Would do just fine
Because Baptists use cordial
Getting drunk would be an ordeal!

Couldn't get drunk on that!
Maggie X

Nuts in May

Eddie Bluelights said...

He had inspiration Divine
To drink only Communion Wine
But he got really carried away
And after a while he was seen to sway.