Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Verse and worse

Doctor Perkin and the redoubtable Nurse Firkin
Found a defribilator that just wasn’t workin’
So they ripped out the paddles and called Doctor Carter
To see if they’d substitute his Bentley’s self-starter


Brian Miller said...

now every time they push his nose
a horn blows...

Eddie Bluelights said...

They went like the clappers with CPR
And the fellow woke up and said, "Ta!
No need to compress and break me rib
Or try to use that useless defib!
I'm alive and all of me is workin
After kiss of life from Nurse Firkin.

Sandi McBride said...

LOL all I could think of was Carter's Little Liver Pills!!! I don't think they had a blamed thing to do with the liver, though. They took care of problems a bit further south

Johnnny said...

It turns out that Perkins and Firkin,
Were both at the same time cheatin,
Problems seems to be always lurkin,
From their first meetin with hearts beatin.

merisi, Vienna said...

May destiny keep the Perkin-Firkin team off duty! ;-)